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Colemcc11 bottoms out at 84.26

OfficerSanji hits a career low

Player of the week
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Colemcc11 had never scored less than this week's 84.26, which came and still lost to ttrain21. ttrain21 and smallstrokez are both 2-0. It is ttrain21's first 2-0 start since 2024. Down at the bottom, OliverWalczak and Chaseborges are both 0-2. It is OliverWalczak's first 0-2 start in three seasons in the league.

Across the league, OfficerSanji scored 80.84 and still lost to jacobemonte, the fewest in OfficerSanji's career.

The Games

Top score

KINGTACO22 outlasts OliverWalczak

KINGTACO221-1160.52OliverWalczak0-2157.06

2024 champion KINGTACO22 moved to 1-1 with a 160.52 to 157.06 win over three-time champion OliverWalczak. That makes the all-time series 3-3, dead even.

smallstrokez beats Chaseborges going away

smallstrokez2-0128.22Chaseborges0-292.68

smallstrokez beat Chaseborges, 128.22 to 92.68. Chaseborges has started 0-2 for the third straight season. The win evens their all-time series at 1-1. smallstrokez is 2-0 for the first time in two seasons in the league.

shmada routs TBootea

shmada1-1154.7TBootea1-1114.68

TBootea fell to shmada, 154.7 to 114.68. It was the first time the two had met. shmada and TBootea are both 1-1 now.

ttrain21 buries Colemcc11

ttrain212-0142.42Colemcc111-184.26

ttrain21 crushed Colemcc11, 142.42 to 84.26. That makes the all-time series 2-2, dead even. Colemcc11 falls to 1-1.

Biggest win

jacobemonte runs past OfficerSanji

jacobemonte1-1148.76OfficerSanji1-180.84

jacobemonte moved to 1-1 with a 148.76 to 80.84 win over OfficerSanji. jacobemonte also won their last meeting, in week 17 last season, and leads the series 3-1. The loss drops OfficerSanji to 1-1.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1ttrain212-0330.64W2
2▲smallstrokez2-0298.98W2
3▲shmada1-1300.46-
4▲KINGTACO221-1275.58-
5▼TBootea1-1269.04-
6▲jacobemonte1-1262.66-
7▼OfficerSanji1-1257.0-
8▼Colemcc111-1218.48-
9▼OliverWalczak0-2332.06L2
10Chaseborges0-2160.44L2

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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The Record Book
  • Low score5th of 300 in league history
  • Most points in a loss6th of 150 in league history
  • Biggest win9th of 150 in league history
  • Closest game of 150 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. ttrain21
  • No. smallstrokez
  • No. shmada
  • No. KINGTACO22
Over and Under
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  • Over+
  • Under−
Who Called It
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