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A career-best 188.22 for ttrain21

smallstrokez sets a career high

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ttrain21's 188.22 in a win over Chaseborges is the most ttrain21 has ever scored, topping the 170.72 from 2025.

Meanwhile, smallstrokez scored 170.76 in a win over shmada, a career high that tops the 154.96 from 2025.

The Games

Closest game

OfficerSanji holds off OliverWalczak

OfficerSanji1-0176.16OliverWalczak0-1175.0

OfficerSanji slipped past three-time champion OliverWalczak, 176.16 to 175.0. OfficerSanji leads the series 5-1 all time. That makes it 1-0 for OfficerSanji and 0-1 for OliverWalczak.

Colemcc11 handles jacobemonte

Colemcc111-0134.22jacobemonte0-1113.9

jacobemonte fell to Colemcc11, 134.22 to 113.9. Colemcc11 now leads the all-time series 2-1. Colemcc11 sits at 1-0, jacobemonte at 0-1.

smallstrokez beats shmada going away

smallstrokez1-0170.76shmada0-1145.76

smallstrokez pulled away from shmada, 170.76 to 145.76. It was the first time the two had met. smallstrokez moves to 1-0, and shmada falls to 0-1.

TBootea pulls away from KINGTACO22

TBootea1-0154.36KINGTACO220-1115.06

2024 champion KINGTACO22 fell to TBootea, 154.36 to 115.06. The win puts TBootea ahead 3-2 in their all-time series. That makes it 1-0 for TBootea and 0-1 for KINGTACO22.

Top score

ttrain21 routs Chaseborges

ttrain211-0188.22Chaseborges0-167.76

ttrain21 routed Chaseborges, 188.22 to 67.76. ttrain21 now leads the all-time series 3-2. ttrain21 sits at 1-0, Chaseborges at 0-1.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1ttrain211-0188.22-
2OfficerSanji1-0176.16-
3smallstrokez1-0170.76-
4TBootea1-0154.36-
5Colemcc111-0134.22-
6OliverWalczak0-1175.0-
7shmada0-1145.76-
8KINGTACO220-1115.06-
9jacobemonte0-1113.9-
10Chaseborges0-167.76-

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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The Record Book
  • Low score2nd of 290 in league history
  • Most points in a loss1st of 145 in league history
  • Biggest win1st of 145 in league history
  • Top score5th of 290 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. ttrain21
  • No. OfficerSanji
  • No. smallstrokez
  • No. TBootea
Over and Under
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  • Over+
  • Under−
Who Called It
  • Best-
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