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Kilchenstein Football League

151.34 from James Hilliard tops week 3

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Nobody scored more this week than James Hilliard, whose 151.34 came in a win over Alexander Kulvivat. Stefan Hein, James Hilliard and Bradley Pappalardo are all 3-0. It is Stefan Hein's first 3-0 start in eight seasons in the league. Down at the bottom, Brian Macsorely and Pat Maclean are both 0-3. Brian Macsorely is 0-3 for the first time in twelve seasons in the league.

The Games

N KFL NorthE KFL EastS KFL SouthW KFL West
Closest game

William Niessner gets past Matthew Kilchenstein

William Niessner2-1W120.32Matthew Kilchenstein1-2E118.18

William Niessner moved to 2-1 with a 120.32 to 118.18 win over three-time champion Matthew Kilchenstein. Matthew Kilchenstein had won their last meeting, in the 2025 final, and still leads the series 6-4. The loss drops Matthew Kilchenstein to 1-2.

James Larson downs Brian Macsorely

James Larson1-2E143.36Brian Macsorely0-3N134.08

James Larson beat Brian Macsorely, 143.36 to 134.08. James Larson has won the last two meetings, which puts James Larson ahead 7-5 in the series. The win moves James Larson to 1-2.

Top score

James Hilliard beats Alexander Kulvivat going away

James Hilliard3-0S151.34Alexander Kulvivat1-2S122.08

Alexander Kulvivat fell to James Hilliard, 151.34 to 122.08. James Hilliard leads the series 6-3 all time. James Hilliard is 3-0 for the first time in twelve seasons in the league. Alexander Kulvivat falls to 1-2.

Stefan Hein handles Andrew Kilchenstein

Stefan Hein3-0N138.48Andrew Kilchenstein2-1N105.9

Stefan Hein handled Andrew Kilchenstein, 138.48 to 105.9. Stefan Hein paid back Andrew Kilchenstein's win from week 6 last season, which puts Stefan Hein ahead 10-6 in the series. The loss drops Andrew Kilchenstein to 2-1.

Austin John Yannone pulls away from Pat Maclean

Austin John Yannone1-2W116.46Pat Maclean0-3W79.54

Austin John Yannone moved to 1-2 with a 116.46 to 79.54 win over Pat Maclean. It was the first time the two had met.

Biggest win

Bradley Pappalardo routs Andrew Carlson

Bradley Pappalardo3-0E144.06Andrew Carlson1-2S82.64

2023 champion Bradley Pappalardo routed Andrew Carlson, 144.06 to 82.64. Bradley Pappalardo also won their last meeting, in week 11 last season, and leads the series 5-3. Bradley Pappalardo is 3-0 for the first time in seven seasons in the league. Andrew Carlson scored 82.64 in the loss, Andrew Carlson's lowest score since 2023. Andrew Carlson falls to 1-2.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1▲Stefan HeinN3-0420.56W3
2▲James HilliardS3-0416.2W3
3Bradley PappalardoE3-0412.54W3
4▲William NiessnerW2-1401.0-
5▼Andrew KilchensteinN2-1392.7-
6▲James LarsonE1-2378.7-
7▼Alexander KulvivatS1-2370.76-
8▼Matthew KilchensteinE1-2355.92-
9▲Austin John YannoneW1-2323.3-
10▼Andrew CarlsonS1-2313.9L2
11▲Brian MacsorelyN0-3311.84L3
12▼Pat MacleanW0-3259.4L3
N KFL NorthE KFL EastS KFL SouthW KFL West

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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The Record Book
  • Closest game of 914 in league history
  • Most points in a loss of 914 in league history
  • Biggest win of 914 in league history
  • Low score of 1,832 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. Stefan Hein
  • No. James Hilliard
  • No. Bradley Pappalardo
  • No. William Niessner
Over and Under
  • Over+
  • Over+
  • Under−
Who Called It
  • Best-
  • No. 2-
  • No. 3-

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