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Kilchenstein Football League

Andrew Kilchenstein's losing run against Brian Macsorely ends at five

Stefan Hein snaps four-game skid against William Niessner, and Austin John Yannone still can't beat James Hilliard

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Andrew Kilchenstein beat Brian Macsorely 139.74 to 80.86, ending a run of five straight losses in the series. Brian Macsorely still leads the series 14-7.

Stefan Hein had lost four straight to William Niessner until this week, when a 153.46 to 125.92 win finally ended the skid. William Niessner still leads the series 6-3. Elsewhere, James Hilliard beat Austin John Yannone again, 111.5 to 107.02, for a fourth straight win, which evens the series at 7-7.

Andrew Kilchenstein, Stefan Hein, Bradley Pappalardo and James Hilliard are all 2-0. It is Andrew Kilchenstein's first 2-0 start since 2021. At the other end, James Larson, Austin John Yannone, Pat Maclean and Brian Macsorely are all 0-2. It is the second straight season James Larson has started 0-2.

The Games

N KFL NorthE KFL EastS KFL SouthW KFL West
Closest game

Matthew Kilchenstein outlasts Pat Maclean

Matthew Kilchenstein1-1E95.78Pat Maclean0-2W91.32

Three-time champion Matthew Kilchenstein moved to 1-1 with a 95.78 to 91.32 win over Pat Maclean. It was the first time the two had met.

James Hilliard beats Austin John Yannone again

James Hilliard2-0S111.5Austin John Yannone0-2W107.02

James Hilliard took down Austin John Yannone, 111.5 to 107.02. James Hilliard has started 2-0 for the fifth straight season. Austin John Yannone is 0-2 for the first time since 2020.

Bradley Pappalardo downs James Larson

Bradley Pappalardo2-0E124.12James Larson0-2E106.78

James Larson fell to 2023 champion Bradley Pappalardo, 124.12 to 106.78. The win evens their all-time series at 7-7. Bradley Pappalardo is 2-0 for the first time in seven seasons in the league.

Top score

Stefan Hein finally gets past William Niessner

Stefan Hein2-0N153.46William Niessner1-1W125.92

William Niessner fell to Stefan Hein, 153.46 to 125.92. Stefan Hein has started 2-0 for the second straight season. The loss drops William Niessner to 1-1.

Alexander Kulvivat pulls away from Andrew Carlson

Alexander Kulvivat1-1S136.58Andrew Carlson1-1S101.96

Alexander Kulvivat moved to 1-1 with a 136.58 to 101.96 win over Andrew Carlson. Alexander Kulvivat now leads the all-time series 5-4. Andrew Carlson falls to 1-1.

Biggest win

Andrew Kilchenstein routs Brian Macsorely

Andrew Kilchenstein2-0N139.74Brian Macsorely0-2N80.86

Andrew Kilchenstein routed Brian Macsorely, 139.74 to 80.86. Brian Macsorely scored 80.86 in the loss, Brian Macsorely's lowest score since 2022. Brian Macsorely is 0-2 for the first time in twelve seasons in the league.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1▲Andrew KilchensteinN2-0286.8W2
2▲Stefan HeinN2-0282.08W2
3▲Bradley PappalardoE2-0268.48W2
4▼James HilliardS2-0264.86W2
5▼William NiessnerW1-1280.68-
6▲Alexander KulvivatS1-1248.68-
7Matthew KilchensteinE1-1237.74-
8▼Andrew CarlsonS1-1231.26-
9▼James LarsonE0-2235.34L2
10Austin John YannoneW0-2206.84L2
11▲Pat MacleanW0-2179.86L2
12▼Brian MacsorelyN0-2177.76L2
N KFL NorthE KFL EastS KFL SouthW KFL West

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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The Record Book
  • Fewest points in a win of 908 in league history
  • Low score of 1,820 in league history
  • Biggest win of 908 in league history
  • Top score of 1,820 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. Andrew Kilchenstein
  • No. Stefan Hein
  • No. Bradley Pappalardo
  • No. James Hilliard
Over and Under
  • Over+
  • Over+
  • Under−
Who Called It
  • Best-
  • No. 2-
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