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Andrew Kilchenstein snaps three-game skid against James Larson

Player of the week
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Andrew Kilchenstein had lost three straight to James Larson until this week, when a 147.06 to 128.56 win finally ended the skid. Andrew Kilchenstein now leads the series 9-4. It was Andrew Kilchenstein's best score since 2023.

The Games

N KFL NorthE KFL EastS KFL SouthW KFL West
Closest game

Bradley Pappalardo gets past Matthew Kilchenstein

Bradley Pappalardo1-0E144.36Matthew Kilchenstein0-1E141.96

2023 champion Bradley Pappalardo took down three-time champion Matthew Kilchenstein, 144.36 to 141.96. Bradley Pappalardo paid back Matthew Kilchenstein's win from week 8 last season, which puts Bradley Pappalardo ahead 8-6 in the series. That makes it 1-0 for Bradley Pappalardo and 0-1 for Matthew Kilchenstein.

Stefan Hein beats Alexander Kulvivat

Stefan Hein1-0N128.62Alexander Kulvivat0-1S112.1

Alexander Kulvivat fell to Stefan Hein, 128.62 to 112.1. Stefan Hein now leads the all-time series 5-4. Stefan Hein sits at 1-0, Alexander Kulvivat at 0-1.

Andrew Kilchenstein takes care of James Larson

Andrew Kilchenstein1-0N147.06James Larson0-1E128.56

Andrew Kilchenstein got past James Larson, 147.06 to 128.56. Andrew Kilchenstein moves to 1-0, and James Larson falls to 0-1.

Andrew Carlson buries Pat Maclean

Andrew Carlson1-0S129.3Pat Maclean0-1W88.54

Pat Maclean fell to Andrew Carlson, 129.3 to 88.54. It was the first time the two had met. That makes it 1-0 for Andrew Carlson and 0-1 for Pat Maclean.

Top score

William Niessner runs past Austin John Yannone

William Niessner1-0W154.76Austin John Yannone0-1W99.82

William Niessner crushed Austin John Yannone, 154.76 to 99.82. Austin John Yannone had won their last meeting, in week 7 last season, and still leads the series 10-5. William Niessner sits at 1-0, Austin John Yannone at 0-1.

Biggest win

James Hilliard routs Brian Macsorely

James Hilliard1-0S153.36Brian Macsorely0-1N96.9

Brian Macsorely fell to James Hilliard, 153.36 to 96.9. James Hilliard paid back Brian Macsorely's win from week 6 last season, though Brian Macsorely still leads the series 9-7-1. James Hilliard moves to 1-0, and Brian Macsorely falls to 0-1.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1William NiessnerW1-0154.76-
2James HilliardS1-0153.36-
3Andrew KilchensteinN1-0147.06-
4Bradley PappalardoE1-0144.36-
5Andrew CarlsonS1-0129.3-
6Stefan HeinN1-0128.62-
7Matthew KilchensteinE0-1141.96-
8James LarsonE0-1128.56-
9Alexander KulvivatS0-1112.1-
10Austin John YannoneW0-199.82-
11Brian MacsorelyN0-196.9-
12Pat MacleanW0-188.54-
N KFL NorthE KFL EastS KFL SouthW KFL West

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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The Record Book
  • Most points in a loss of 902 in league history
  • Closest game of 902 in league history
  • Top score of 1,808 in league history
  • Biggest win of 902 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. William Niessner
  • No. James Hilliard
  • No. Andrew Kilchenstein
  • No. Bradley Pappalardo
Over and Under
  • Over+
  • Over+
  • Under−
Who Called It
  • Best-
  • No. 2-
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