maxx29 upsets GridironGroyper
Player of the week
points, , for
Full papermaxx29 came in at 2-4 and beat GridironGroyper, who came in at 5-1, 157.92 to 115.56. Unfinishedbussinez, taylorlode and GridironGroyper share the best record at 5-2.
The week 7 paper
Define Statutory
Tuesday, November 3, 2026Vol. III, No. 7Week 7
Results
The Games
Closest game
Meinsen13 downs fxzappa
Meinsen133-4122.44
fxzappa2-5113.48Meinsen13 moved to 3-4 with a 122.44 to 113.48 win over 2024 champion fxzappa. fxzappa had won their last meeting, in week 13 last season, and still leads the series 3-2. The loss drops fxzappa to 2-5.
taylorlode handles Unfinishedbussinez
taylorlode5-2162.68
Unfinishedbussinez5-2132.9Defending champion Unfinishedbussinez fell to taylorlode, 162.68 to 132.9. taylorlode paid back Unfinishedbussinez's win from week 16 last season, which puts taylorlode ahead 4-2 in the series.
Top score
Colberty beats peckerhead27 going away
Colberty3-4174.92
peckerhead272-5135.02Colberty handled peckerhead27, 174.92 to 135.02. Colberty leads the series 4-1 all time. Colberty moves to 3-4, and peckerhead27 falls to 2-5, losers of four straight.
Upset
maxx29 routs GridironGroyper
maxx293-4157.92
GridironGroyper5-2115.56GridironGroyper fell to maxx29, 157.92 to 115.56. maxx29 also won their last meeting, in week 13 last season, and leads the series 5-1.
Special section · The draw
The League Cup
- QuartersWk 8
- SemisWk 9
- FinalWk 10
The draw · October 28th
The seeds are set
Seeded on the Cup Rating after week 7. Round one is week 8, the final week 10.
The draw · Quarterfinals
- 1taylorlode5-28fxzappa2-5
- 4Meinsen133-45Colberty3-4
- 2Unfinishedbussinez5-27peckerhead272-5
- 3GridironGroyper5-26maxx293-4
- The field
- 8after week 7
- The draw
- October 28th9 AM ET
The table
The Standings
| Team | W-L | PF | Strk | Power | Playoffs | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Unfinishedbussinez | 5-2 | 1089.4 | - | ||
| 2▲ | taylorlode | 5-2 | 1076.64 | W2 | ||
| 3▼ | GridironGroyper | 5-2 | 1049.82 | - | ||
| 4▲ | Colberty | 3-4 | 1010.06 | - | ||
| 5▼ | Meinsen13 | 3-4 | 991.6 | W3 | ||
| 6 | maxx29 | 3-4 | 989.48 | - | ||
| 7 | peckerhead27 | 2-5 | 948.04 | L4 | ||
| 8 | fxzappa | 2-5 | 905.26 | L2 |
Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.
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The Record Book
- Fewest points in a win10th of 156 in league history
- Top score of 312 in league history
- Low score of 312 in league history
- Closest game of 156 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
- No. Unfinishedbussinez
- No. taylorlode
- No. GridironGroyper
- No. Colberty
Over and Under
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- Under−
Who Called It
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