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taylorlode snaps four-game skid against fxzappa

Meinsen13 knocks off Colberty

Player of the week
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taylorlode had lost four straight to fxzappa until this week, when a 145.32 to 128.5 win finally ended the skid. fxzappa still leads the series 4-1. Elsewhere, Meinsen13, at 1-4, pulled the upset of the week over Colberty, at 2-3, 115.2 to 114.8.

Unfinishedbussinez and GridironGroyper share the best record at 5-1.

The Games

Upset

Meinsen13 trips up Colberty

Meinsen132-4115.2Colberty2-4114.8

Meinsen13 slipped past Colberty, 115.2 to 114.8. Meinsen13 also won their last meeting, in week 12 last season, and leads the series 4-2.

taylorlode beats fxzappa

taylorlode4-2145.32fxzappa2-4128.5

taylorlode moved to 4-2 with a 145.32 to 128.5 win over 2024 champion fxzappa. The loss drops fxzappa to 2-4.

Top score

Unfinishedbussinez handles maxx29

Unfinishedbussinez5-1146.78maxx292-4119.7

maxx29 fell to defending champion Unfinishedbussinez, 146.78 to 119.7. The win puts Unfinishedbussinez ahead 3-2 in their all-time series. maxx29 falls to 2-4.

Biggest win

GridironGroyper pulls away from peckerhead27

GridironGroyper5-1141.04peckerhead272-4109.96

GridironGroyper beat peckerhead27, 141.04 to 109.96. GridironGroyper leads the series 4-1 all time. The loss drops peckerhead27 to 2-4, losers of three straight.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1Unfinishedbussinez5-1956.5W2
2GridironGroyper5-1934.26-
3taylorlode4-2913.96-
4▲Meinsen132-4869.16W2
5▼Colberty2-4835.14-
6▼maxx292-4831.56L2
7▼peckerhead272-4813.02L3
8▼fxzappa2-4791.78-

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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The Record Book
  • Fewest points in a win2nd of 152 in league history
  • Closest game2nd of 152 in league history
  • Low score of 304 in league history
  • Top score of 304 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. Unfinishedbussinez
  • No. GridironGroyper
  • No. taylorlode
  • No. Meinsen13
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  • Under−
Who Called It
  • Best-
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