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Tuesday, November 3, 2026Vol. III, No. 5Week 5

A career-best 223.46 for Meinsen13

GridironGroyper is unbeaten no more, and maxx29 still can't beat fxzappa

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By the Chronicle staff

Meinsen13's 223.46 in a win over taylorlode is the most Meinsen13 has ever scored, topping the 179.06 from 2025.

GridironGroyper's unbeaten start is over: Colberty, who came in at 1-3, won 142.14 to 141.14. Across the league, fxzappa beat maxx29 again, 132.34 to 118.9, for a fourth straight win, which puts fxzappa ahead 4-2 in the series.

Unfinishedbussinez and GridironGroyper share the best record at 4-1.

Results

The Games

Upset

Colberty trips up GridironGroyper

Colberty2-3142.14GridironGroyper4-1141.14

Colberty slipped past GridironGroyper, 142.14 to 141.14. The win puts Colberty ahead 3-2 in their all-time series.

fxzappa keeps rolling against maxx29

fxzappa2-3132.34maxx292-3118.9

maxx29 fell to 2024 champion fxzappa, 132.34 to 118.9. fxzappa and maxx29 are both 2-3 now.

Unfinishedbussinez pulls away from peckerhead27

Unfinishedbussinez4-1176.7peckerhead272-3144.16

peckerhead27 fell to defending champion Unfinishedbussinez, 176.7 to 144.16. peckerhead27 leads the series 3-2 all time. peckerhead27 falls to 2-3.

Top score

Meinsen13 routs taylorlode

Meinsen131-4223.46taylorlode3-2146.5

Meinsen13 moved to 1-4 with a 223.46 to 146.5 win over taylorlode. Meinsen13 has won the last two meetings, though taylorlode still leads the series 3-2. The loss drops taylorlode to 3-2.

The table

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1▲Unfinishedbussinez4-1809.72-
2▼GridironGroyper4-1793.22-
3taylorlode3-2768.64-
4▲Colberty2-3720.34-
5▼maxx292-3711.86-
6▼peckerhead272-3703.06L2
7fxzappa2-3663.28W2
8Meinsen131-4753.96-

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