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Tuesday, November 3, 2026Vol. III, No. 4Week 4

Colberty still can't beat taylorlode

fxzappa upsets peckerhead27

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By the Chronicle staff

taylorlode beat Colberty again, 151.52 to 151.38, for a fourth straight win, which puts taylorlode ahead 4-2 in the series.

GridironGroyper is the last unbeaten team, at 4-0. It is GridironGroyper's first 4-0 start in three seasons in the league. Down at the bottom, Meinsen13 is still looking for a first win at 0-4. It is Meinsen13's first 0-4 start in three seasons in the league.

Across the league, fxzappa came in at 0-3 and beat peckerhead27, who came in at 2-1, 157.34 to 143.62.

Results

The Games

Closest game

taylorlode holds off Colberty

taylorlode3-1151.52

Colberty1-3151.38

taylorlode slipped past Colberty, 151.52 to 151.38. taylorlode sits at 3-1, Colberty at 1-3, losers of three straight.

Upset

fxzappa trips up peckerhead27

fxzappa1-3157.34

peckerhead272-2143.62

peckerhead27 fell to 2024 champion fxzappa, 157.34 to 143.62. fxzappa has won the last two meetings, which puts fxzappa ahead 4-1 in the series.

Top score

maxx29 takes care of Meinsen13

maxx292-2161.32

Meinsen130-4147.2

maxx29 moved to 2-2 with a 161.32 to 147.2 win over Meinsen13. That makes the all-time series 3-3, dead even.

Biggest win

GridironGroyper beats Unfinishedbussinez

GridironGroyper4-0142.98

Unfinishedbussinez3-1128.5

Defending champion Unfinishedbussinez fell to GridironGroyper, 142.98 to 128.5. GridironGroyper now leads the all-time series 3-2. Unfinishedbussinez falls to 3-1.

The table

The Standings

Standings

	Team	W-L	PF	Strk
1	GridironGroyper	4-0	652.08	W4
2	Unfinishedbussinez	3-1	633.02	-
3	taylorlode	3-1	622.14	W3
4▲	maxx29	2-2	592.96	-
5▼	peckerhead27	2-2	558.9	-
6	Colberty	1-3	578.2	L3
7▲	fxzappa	1-3	530.94	-
8▼	Meinsen13	0-4	530.5	L4

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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The Record Book

Closest game1st of 144 in league history
Most points in a loss of 144 in league history
Top score of 288 in league history
Fewest points in a win of 144 in league history

Power Rankings and Playoff Odds

No. GridironGroyper
No. Unfinishedbussinez
No. taylorlode
No. maxx29

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