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Tuesday, November 3, 2026Vol. III, No. 3Week 3

taylorlode snaps three-game skid against maxx29

Four in a row for Unfinishedbussinez over Colberty

Player of the week

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By the Chronicle staff

taylorlode had lost three straight to maxx29 until this week, when a 160.2 to 136.26 win finally ended the skid. The series is now even at 3-3.

GridironGroyper and Unfinishedbussinez are both 3-0. GridironGroyper is 3-0 for the first time in three seasons in the league.

Elsewhere, Colberty has now lost four straight to Unfinishedbussinez, the latest 157.04 to 145.64, and Unfinishedbussinez leads the series 4-2.

At the bottom of the table, Meinsen13 and fxzappa are both 0-3. It is Meinsen13's first 0-3 start in three seasons in the league.

Results

The Games

Closest game

peckerhead27 slips past Meinsen13

peckerhead272-1150.58

Meinsen130-3150.16

peckerhead27 moved to 2-1 with a 150.58 to 150.16 win over Meinsen13. Meinsen13 leads the series 3-2 all time.

Unfinishedbussinez beats Colberty again

Unfinishedbussinez3-0157.04

Colberty1-2145.64

Defending champion Unfinishedbussinez beat Colberty, 157.04 to 145.64. Unfinishedbussinez is 3-0 for the first time in three seasons in the league. The loss drops Colberty to 1-2.

Top score

taylorlode pulls away from maxx29

taylorlode2-1160.2

maxx291-2136.26

maxx29 fell to taylorlode, 160.2 to 136.26. That makes it 2-1 for taylorlode and 1-2 for maxx29.

Biggest win

GridironGroyper beats fxzappa going away

GridironGroyper3-0157.64

fxzappa0-3124.2

GridironGroyper beat 2024 champion fxzappa, 157.64 to 124.2. GridironGroyper now leads the all-time series 4-3. fxzappa is 0-3 for the first time in three seasons in the league.

The table

The Standings

Standings

	Team	W-L	PF	Strk
1	GridironGroyper	3-0	509.1	W3
2	Unfinishedbussinez	3-0	504.52	W3
3	taylorlode	2-1	470.62	W2
4▲	peckerhead27	2-1	415.28	-
5▼	maxx29	1-2	431.64	-
6▼	Colberty	1-2	426.82	L2
7▲	Meinsen13	0-3	383.3	L3
8▼	fxzappa	0-3	373.6	L3

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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The Record Book

Closest game1st of 140 in league history
Most points in a loss of 140 in league history
Top score of 280 in league history
Low score of 280 in league history

Power Rankings and Playoff Odds

No. GridironGroyper
No. Unfinishedbussinez
No. taylorlode
No. peckerhead27

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