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Wednesday, November 4, 2026Vol. III, No. 2Week 2

A career-best 202.2 for GridironGroyper

maxx29's losing run against Colberty ends at four

Player of the week

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By the Chronicle staff

GridironGroyper's 202.2 in a win over Meinsen13 is the most GridironGroyper has ever scored, topping the 171.92 from 2024. It also ended Meinsen13's three-game run in the series. maxx29 beat Colberty 165.42 to 108.62, ending a run of four straight losses in the series. Colberty still leads the series 4-1.

GridironGroyper and Unfinishedbussinez are both 2-0. GridironGroyper is 2-0 for the first time in three seasons in the league. Down at the bottom, fxzappa and Meinsen13 are both 0-2. It is fxzappa's first 0-2 start in three seasons in the league.

Results

The Games

Closest game

maxx29 gets one back against Colberty

maxx291-1165.42

Colberty1-1108.62

maxx29 moved to 1-1 with a 165.42 to 108.62 win over Colberty. The loss drops Colberty to 1-1.

Unfinishedbussinez runs past fxzappa

Unfinishedbussinez2-0169.98

fxzappa0-2110.44

Defending champion Unfinishedbussinez routed 2024 champion fxzappa, 169.98 to 110.44. The win puts Unfinishedbussinez ahead 4-3 in their all-time series. Unfinishedbussinez is 2-0 for the first time in three seasons in the league.

taylorlode routs peckerhead27

taylorlode1-1189.66

peckerhead271-1124.4

peckerhead27 fell to taylorlode, 189.66 to 124.4. taylorlode has won the last two meetings, which puts taylorlode ahead 5-2 in the series. taylorlode and peckerhead27 are both 1-1 now.

Top score

GridironGroyper buries Meinsen13

GridironGroyper2-0202.2

Meinsen130-295.72

GridironGroyper routed Meinsen13, 202.2 to 95.72. Meinsen13 scored 95.72 in the loss, a career low for Meinsen13. Meinsen13 is 0-2 for the first time in three seasons in the league.

The table

The Standings

Standings

	Team	W-L	PF	Strk
1▲	GridironGroyper	2-0	351.46	W2
2▼	Unfinishedbussinez	2-0	347.48	W2
3▲	taylorlode	1-1	310.42	-
4▲	maxx29	1-1	295.38	-
5▼	Colberty	1-1	281.18	-
6▼	peckerhead27	1-1	264.7	-
7▼	fxzappa	0-2	249.4	L2
8▼	Meinsen13	0-2	233.14	L2

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Biggest win1st of 136 in league history
Top score3rd of 272 in league history
Low score10th of 272 in league history
Most points in a loss of 136 in league history

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No. GridironGroyper
No. Unfinishedbussinez
No. taylorlode
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