Four in a row for Unfinishedbussinez over Meinsen13
Player of the week
points, , for
Full paperMeinsen13 has now lost four straight to Unfinishedbussinez, the latest 177.5 to 137.42, and Unfinishedbussinez leads the series 4-1.
The week 1 paper
Define Statutory
Wednesday, November 4, 2026Vol. III, No. 1Week 1
Results
The Games
Closest game
peckerhead27 takes care of maxx29
peckerhead271-0140.3
maxx290-1129.96maxx29 fell to peckerhead27, 140.3 to 129.96. The win puts peckerhead27 ahead 3-2 in their all-time series. That makes it 1-0 for peckerhead27 and 0-1 for maxx29.
GridironGroyper pulls away from taylorlode
GridironGroyper1-0149.26
taylorlode0-1120.76GridironGroyper pulled away from taylorlode, 149.26 to 120.76. The win evens their all-time series at 3-3. GridironGroyper sits at 1-0, taylorlode at 0-1.
Colberty handles fxzappa
Colberty1-0172.56
fxzappa0-1138.962024 champion fxzappa fell to Colberty, 172.56 to 138.96. Colberty paid back fxzappa's win from week 16 last season, though fxzappa still leads the series 4-2. Colberty moves to 1-0, and fxzappa falls to 0-1.
Top score
Unfinishedbussinez routs Meinsen13
Unfinishedbussinez1-0177.5
Meinsen130-1137.42Defending champion Unfinishedbussinez routed Meinsen13, 177.5 to 137.42. That makes it 1-0 for Unfinishedbussinez and 0-1 for Meinsen13.
The table
The Standings
| Team | W-L | PF | Strk | Power | Playoffs | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Unfinishedbussinez | 1-0 | 177.5 | - | ||
| 2 | Colberty | 1-0 | 172.56 | - | ||
| 3 | GridironGroyper | 1-0 | 149.26 | - | ||
| 4 | peckerhead27 | 1-0 | 140.3 | - | ||
| 5 | fxzappa | 0-1 | 138.96 | - | ||
| 6 | Meinsen13 | 0-1 | 137.42 | - | ||
| 7 | maxx29 | 0-1 | 129.96 | - | ||
| 8 | taylorlode | 0-1 | 120.76 | - |
Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.
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The Record Book
- Top score of 264 in league history
- Closest game of 132 in league history
- Most points in a loss of 132 in league history
- Low score of 264 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
- No. Unfinishedbussinez
- No. Colberty
- No. GridironGroyper
- No. peckerhead27
Over and Under
- Over+
- Over+
- Under−
Who Called It
- Best-
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