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fxzappa bottoms out at 100.5

Five in a row for Unfinishedbussinez over Meinsen13

Player of the week
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fxzappa had never scored less than this week's 100.5, which came and still lost to Colberty. Meinsen13 has now lost five straight to Unfinishedbussinez, the latest 178.18 to 131.86, and Unfinishedbussinez leads the series 5-1.

Unfinishedbussinez and taylorlode share the best record at 6-2.

Up next: peckerhead27 (2-6) against taylorlode (6-2) headlines week 9.

The Games

Closest game

Colberty beats fxzappa

Colberty4-4112.48fxzappa2-6100.5

Colberty beat 2024 champion fxzappa, 112.48 to 100.5. Colberty has won the last two meetings, though fxzappa still leads the series 4-3. That makes it 4-4 for Colberty and 2-6 for fxzappa, losers of three straight.

maxx29 pulls away from peckerhead27

maxx294-4154.56peckerhead272-6127.06

peckerhead27 fell to maxx29, 154.56 to 127.06. The win evens their all-time series at 3-3. maxx29 moves to 4-4, and peckerhead27 falls to 2-6, losers of five straight.

Top score

Unfinishedbussinez keeps rolling against Meinsen13

Unfinishedbussinez6-2178.18Meinsen133-5131.86

Defending champion Unfinishedbussinez routed Meinsen13, 178.18 to 131.86. The loss drops Meinsen13 to 3-5.

Biggest win

taylorlode buries GridironGroyper

taylorlode6-2167.38GridironGroyper5-397.8

GridironGroyper fell to taylorlode, 167.38 to 97.8. taylorlode now leads the all-time series 4-3. GridironGroyper falls to 5-3.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1Unfinishedbussinez6-21267.58-
2taylorlode6-21244.02W3
3GridironGroyper5-31147.62L2
4▲maxx294-41144.04W2
5▼Colberty4-41122.54W2
6▼Meinsen133-51123.46-
7peckerhead272-61075.1L5
8fxzappa2-61005.76L3

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The Record Book
  • Fewest points in a win2nd of 160 in league history
  • Low score of 320 in league history
  • Biggest win10th of 160 in league history
  • Top score of 320 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. Unfinishedbussinez
  • No. taylorlode
  • No. GridironGroyper
  • No. maxx29
Over and Under
  • Over+
  • Over+
  • Under−
Who Called It
  • Best-
  • No. 2-
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Coming Up: Week 9

Headliner
peckerhead272-6134.4 PPGtaylorlode6-2155.5 PPG

taylorlode leads the series 5-2 and has won three of the last four.

Colberty4-4140.3 PPGmaxx294-4143.0 PPG

Colberty leads the series 4-1.

Unfinishedbussinez6-2158.4 PPGfxzappa2-6125.7 PPG

Unfinishedbussinez leads the series 4-3.

GridironGroyper5-3143.5 PPGMeinsen133-5140.4 PPG

Meinsen13 leads the series 3-2.

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