The week 5 paper

The Believelanders

Wurm finally gets one against LilBuck

GHat upsets RC

Player of the week
points, , for
Full paper

After three straight losses to LilBuck, Wurm finally got one, 129.06 to 79.9. LilBuck still leads the series 4-3.

Cole leads the league at 4-1.

Elsewhere, GHat came in at 1-3 and beat RC, who came in at 3-1, 160.16 to 140.94.

At the bottom of the table, Muench is 0-5. Muench hasn't started 0-5 since 2023.

The Games

Closest game

KG downs Benny

KG3-2104.3Benny2-394.44

KG beat Benny, 104.3 to 94.44. Benny had won their last meeting, in week 5 last season, but this one puts KG ahead 8-3 in the series. That makes it 3-2 for KG and 2-3 for Benny.

Top score

Dstelle takes care of Muench

Dstelle3-2171.62Muench0-5158.92

Dstelle moved to 3-2 with a 171.62 to 158.92 win over Muench. Dstelle now leads the all-time series 4-3.

Upset

GHat knocks off RC

GHat2-3160.16RC3-2140.94

Defending champion RC fell to GHat, 160.16 to 140.94. GHat paid back RC's win from week 15 last season, though RC still leads the series 7-4.

JoeMazz beats JWall going away

JoeMazz2-3147.24JWall3-2122.96

JoeMazz handled JWall, 147.24 to 122.96. JoeMazz has won the last two meetings, which puts JoeMazz ahead 3-0 in the series. JoeMazz sits at 2-3, JWall at 3-2.

mblackburn runs past Shep

mblackburn3-2141.32Shep2-3100.8

2023 champion mblackburn moved to 3-2 with a 141.32 to 100.8 win over Shep. The win puts mblackburn ahead 7-6 in their all-time series. The loss drops Shep to 2-3.

JTroy buries Cole

JTroy3-2164.1Cole4-1122.3

Cole fell to two-time champion JTroy, 164.1 to 122.3. That makes the all-time series 4-4, dead even. The win moves JTroy to 3-2.

Biggest win

Wurm routs LilBuck

Wurm3-2129.06LilBuck2-379.9

Two-time champion Wurm routed LilBuck, 129.06 to 79.9. Wurm moves to 3-2, and LilBuck falls to 2-3.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1Cole4-1734.54-
2▲Dstelle3-2726.88-
3▼RC3-2716.04-
4▲JTroy3-2654.38-
5▼JWall3-2636.28-
6Wurm3-2631.62W3
7▲mblackburn3-2610.1W3
8▲KG3-2499.52W2
9▼Benny2-3602.74L2
10▲GHat2-3591.72-
11▼Shep2-3569.34L2
12▲JoeMazz2-3540.56-
13▼LilBuck2-3491.54-
14Muench0-5586.16L5

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

What You're Missing

This week's full paper for The Believelanders has all of this. On the free edition the names and numbers are blacked out.

The Record Book
  • Most points in a loss2nd of 772 in league history
  • Top score of 1,544 in league history
  • Low score of 1,544 in league history
  • Fewest points in a win of 772 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. Cole
  • No. Dstelle
  • No. RC
  • No. JTroy
Over and Under
  • Over+
  • Over+
  • Under−
Who Called It
  • Best-
  • No. 2-
  • No. 3-

Rookie unlocks the whole paper for everyone in the league: the record book, power rankings and playoff odds, the player of the week, projections and pick'ems. $15 a year.

Unlock the full paper
The mailing list

Get the paper every Tuesday

Don't wait on the commish to post the link. Put your own email on the The Believelanders list and the paper comes to you every Tuesday morning. Leave any time.

We'll send one email to confirm it's you. If it isn't in your inbox, check spam.

Pass it on

Send it to the group chat

One link to the whole paper: every game, the standings and next week.

The almanac

The Believelanders

Every season, record and rivalry the league has on the books.

View the almanac