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Friday, October 30, 2026Vol. II, No. 5Week 5

Luhmav knocks off cmoney1121

Player of the week

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By the Chronicle staff

Luhmav, at 1-3, pulled the upset of the week over cmoney1121, at 2-2, 144.06 to 137.1. IsAAcShake is the only team left without a loss, at 5-0. The next three weeks will test it: tinfoil99, Cnnr430 and WhiteboyFootball, a combined 11-4. The schedule has helped: IsAAcShake's opponents are a combined 7-13 against everyone else. At the other end, ksiverd1 is the last winless team, at 0-5. A way out could be coming. The next three weeks bring BigMoBigDough, cmoney1121 and Luhmav, a combined 5-10.

Results

The Games

Closest game

tinfoil99 edges Cnnr430

tinfoil994-1130.7

Cnnr4303-2125.94

tinfoil99 moved to 4-1 with a 130.7 to 125.94 win over Cnnr430. It was the first time the two had met. Cnnr430 falls to 3-2.

Atkinsson outlasts BigMoBigDough

Atkinsson3-2141.48

BigMoBigDough1-4135.12

Atkinsson took down BigMoBigDough, 141.48 to 135.12. It was the first time the two had met. Atkinsson sits at 3-2, BigMoBigDough at 1-4, losers of three straight.

Upset

Luhmav gets past cmoney1121

Luhmav2-3144.06

cmoney11212-3137.1

Luhmav beat cmoney1121, 144.06 to 137.1. It was the first time the two had met.

Top score

TheGreatRicco pulls away from ksiverd1

TheGreatRicco2-3149.0

ksiverd10-5125.72

ksiverd1 fell to TheGreatRicco, 149.0 to 125.72. It was the first time the two had met. The win moves TheGreatRicco to 2-3.

WhiteboyFootball beats smccaff73 going away

WhiteboyFootball4-1131.4

smccaff733-2103.14

WhiteboyFootball moved to 4-1 with a 131.4 to 103.14 win over smccaff73. It was the first time the two had met. The loss drops smccaff73 to 3-2.

Biggest win

IsAAcShake handles jzelinsky18

IsAAcShake5-0141.66

jzelinsky181-4102.5

jzelinsky18 fell to IsAAcShake, 141.66 to 102.5. It was the first time the two had met. jzelinsky18 falls to 1-4.

The table

The Standings

Standings

	Team	W-L	PF	Strk
1	IsAAcShake	5-0	753.34	W5
2	tinfoil99	4-1	766.94	W3
3	WhiteboyFootball	4-1	678.94	W3
4▲	Atkinsson	3-2	658.28	-
5▼	Cnnr430	3-2	657.1	-
6▼	smccaff73	3-2	571.44	L2
7▲	TheGreatRicco	2-3	661.14	W2
8▼	cmoney1121	2-3	645.46	L3
9▲	Luhmav	2-3	617.42	W2
10	BigMoBigDough	1-4	616.78	L3
11▼	jzelinsky18	1-4	591.52	L2
12	ksiverd1	0-5	543.3	L5

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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Most points in a loss9th of 120 in league history
Closest game of 120 in league history
Low score of 240 in league history
Top score of 240 in league history

Power Rankings and Playoff Odds

No. IsAAcShake
No. tinfoil99
No. WhiteboyFootball
No. Atkinsson

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