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PAMS BOYS

The Games

Closest game

smccaff73 holds off Cnnr430

smccaff731-0113.4Cnnr4300-1111.84

smccaff73 slipped past Cnnr430, 113.4 to 111.84. It was the first time the two had met. That makes it 1-0 for smccaff73 and 0-1 for Cnnr430.

cmoney1121 outlasts BigMoBigDough

cmoney11211-0162.66BigMoBigDough0-1157.76

cmoney1121 took down BigMoBigDough, 162.66 to 157.76. It was the first time the two had met. cmoney1121 sits at 1-0, BigMoBigDough at 0-1.

Atkinsson gets past jzelinsky18

Atkinsson1-0143.26jzelinsky180-1136.62

Atkinsson beat jzelinsky18, 143.26 to 136.62. It was the first time the two had met. Atkinsson moves to 1-0, and jzelinsky18 falls to 0-1.

WhiteboyFootball beats ksiverd1 going away

WhiteboyFootball1-0134.3ksiverd10-1100.46

ksiverd1 fell to WhiteboyFootball, 134.3 to 100.46. It was the first time the two had met. That makes it 1-0 for WhiteboyFootball and 0-1 for ksiverd1.

tinfoil99 buries Luhmav

tinfoil991-0154.96Luhmav0-1111.82

Luhmav fell to tinfoil99, 154.96 to 111.82. It was the first time the two had met. tinfoil99 sits at 1-0, Luhmav at 0-1.

Top score

IsAAcShake routs TheGreatRicco

IsAAcShake1-0190.0TheGreatRicco0-1101.46

TheGreatRicco fell to IsAAcShake, 190.0 to 101.46. It was the first time the two had met. IsAAcShake moves to 1-0, and TheGreatRicco falls to 0-1.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1IsAAcShake1-0190.0-
2cmoney11211-0162.66-
3tinfoil991-0154.96-
4Atkinsson1-0143.26-
5WhiteboyFootball1-0134.3-
6smccaff731-0113.4-
7BigMoBigDough0-1157.76-
8jzelinsky180-1136.62-
9Cnnr4300-1111.84-
10Luhmav0-1111.82-
11TheGreatRicco0-1101.46-
12ksiverd10-1100.46-

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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  • Top score1st of 192 in league history
  • Most points in a loss1st of 96 in league history
  • Biggest win1st of 96 in league history
  • Closest game5th of 96 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. IsAAcShake
  • No. cmoney1121
  • No. tinfoil99
  • No. Atkinsson
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