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Monday, November 2, 2026Vol. VIII, No. 5Week 5

Colemcc11 sets a career high

OliverWalczak bottoms out at 95.52

Player of the week

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By the Chronicle staff

Colemcc11 scored 189.82 in a win over OfficerSanji, a career high that tops the 186.88 from 2024. Across the league, OliverWalczak had never scored less than this week's 95.52, which came and still lost to smallstrokez.

At the bottom of the table, Chaseborges is 0-5. A way out could be coming. The next three weeks bring shmada, TBootea and OliverWalczak, a combined 5-10. It is the second straight season Chaseborges has started 0-5.

ttrain21, jacobemonte and Colemcc11 share the best record at 4-1.

Results

The Games

Closest game

jacobemonte downs TBootea

jacobemonte4-1160.84

TBootea3-2142.68

jacobemonte took down TBootea, 160.84 to 142.68. The win evens their all-time series at 1-1. The loss drops TBootea to 3-2.

Top score

Colemcc11 pulls away from OfficerSanji

Colemcc114-1189.82

OfficerSanji3-2161.76

OfficerSanji fell to Colemcc11, 189.82 to 161.76. That makes the all-time series 2-2, dead even. OfficerSanji falls to 3-2.

ttrain21 handles shmada

ttrain214-1181.16

shmada1-4150.5

ttrain21 pulled away from shmada, 181.16 to 150.5. It was the first time the two had met. The loss drops shmada to 1-4, losers of three straight.

smallstrokez routs OliverWalczak

smallstrokez3-2152.8

OliverWalczak1-495.52

smallstrokez moved to 3-2 with a 152.8 to 95.52 win over three-time champion OliverWalczak. smallstrokez leads the series 2-0 all time. OliverWalczak falls to 1-4.

Biggest win

KINGTACO22 runs past Chaseborges

KINGTACO222-3156.94

Chaseborges0-577.9

2024 champion KINGTACO22 moved to 2-3 with a 156.94 to 77.9 win over Chaseborges. KINGTACO22 now leads the all-time series 3-2.

The table

The Standings

Standings

	Team	W-L	PF	Strk
1	ttrain21	4-1	778.8	W2
2▲	jacobemonte	4-1	704.4	W4
3▲	Colemcc11	4-1	658.9	W3
4▼	TBootea	3-2	726.36	-
5▼	OfficerSanji	3-2	714.5	-
6	smallstrokez	3-2	693.66	-
7▲	KINGTACO22	2-3	696.28	-
8▼	OliverWalczak	1-4	740.32	L2
9▼	shmada	1-4	692.68	L3
10	Chaseborges	0-5	474.14	L5

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Low score3rd of 330 in league history
Top score5th of 330 in league history
Most points in a loss4th of 165 in league history
Biggest win7th of 165 in league history

Power Rankings and Playoff Odds

No. ttrain21
No. jacobemonte
No. Colemcc11
No. TBootea

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