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Last minute Keeper league

Uncboy1 hits a career low

JesseB84's best week since 2023, and roydavidt puts up 168.9, a best since 2023

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Uncboy1 scored 85.32 and still lost to Namrog0828, the fewest in Uncboy1's career. JesseB84 scored 208.06 in a win over WelcomeToJerrysWorld, JesseB84's best score since 2023. Across the league, roydavidt hadn't scored as many as this week's 168.9 since 2023. It came in a win over mlyda.

The Games

Closest game

mgorman1122 edges Bestdraftever

mgorman11221-0147.26Bestdraftever0-1139.36

mgorman1122 beat Bestdraftever, 147.26 to 139.36. It was the first time the two had met. mgorman1122 sits at 1-0, Bestdraftever at 0-1.

Namrog0828 takes care of Uncboy1

Namrog08281-095.5Uncboy10-185.32

Uncboy1 fell to Namrog0828, 95.5 to 85.32. It was the first time the two had met. That makes it 1-0 for Namrog0828 and 0-1 for Uncboy1.

FantasyReject downs jkupec

FantasyReject1-0139.96jkupec0-1127.84

jkupec fell to FantasyReject, 139.96 to 127.84. The win puts FantasyReject ahead 3-2 in their all-time series. FantasyReject moves to 1-0, and jkupec falls to 0-1.

donovan940 handles clpartain

donovan9401-0118.02clpartain0-197.16

donovan940 beat clpartain, 118.02 to 97.16. donovan940 paid back clpartain's win from week 10 last season, though clpartain still leads the series 3-2. donovan940 sits at 1-0, clpartain at 0-1.

roydavidt beats mlyda going away

roydavidt1-0168.9mlyda0-1135.36

mlyda fell to roydavidt, 168.9 to 135.36. mlyda leads the series 4-3 all time. That makes it 1-0 for roydavidt and 0-1 for mlyda.

Top score

JesseB84 buries WelcomeToJerrysWorld

JesseB841-0208.06WelcomeToJerrysWorld0-1113.2

2023 champion JesseB84 routed two-time champion WelcomeToJerrysWorld, 208.06 to 113.2. That makes the all-time series 3-3, dead even. JesseB84 moves to 1-0, and WelcomeToJerrysWorld falls to 0-1.

The Standings

Standings
TeamW-LPFStrkPower Playoffs
1JesseB841-0208.06-
2roydavidt1-0168.9-
3mgorman11221-0147.26-
4FantasyReject1-0139.96-
5donovan9401-0118.02-
6Namrog08281-095.5-
7Bestdraftever0-1139.36-
8mlyda0-1135.36-
9jkupec0-1127.84-
10WelcomeToJerrysWorld0-1113.2-
11clpartain0-197.16-
12Uncboy10-185.32-

Ranked by record, then points for. The arrow is the move since last week. Power rankings and playoff odds come with the full paper.

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The Record Book
  • Fewest points in a win1st of 368 in league history
  • Top score3rd of 736 in league history
  • Biggest win4th of 368 in league history
  • Low score of 736 in league history
Power Rankings and Playoff Odds
  • No. JesseB84
  • No. roydavidt
  • No. mgorman1122
  • No. FantasyReject
Over and Under
  • Over+
  • Over+
  • Under−
Who Called It
  • Best-
  • No. 2-
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